The Universe: Do you hear yourself?
Me: (head held low, knowingly, kind of embarrassed) Yes I do.
The Universe: (silent)
Me: Yes, I hear myself.
The Universe: (silent)
Me: I am full of bad vibes right now.
The Universe: (silent)
Me: I'm letting go of all my mad. This very second.
The Universe: (silent)
Me: Love rules.
The Universe: (silent)
Me: (silent)
The Universe: Good talk.

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